itsretractableThink of the last person you kissed, did that person ever take off your pants?
yah

Who has the ability to hurt you the most emotionally?
brian sharkey

Do you like to cuddle?
yes!

When was the last time you had a conversation with your last ex?
today

Have you ever kissed someone who smokes?
hmm no!

Do you cry easily?
depends about what!

Has the last person you kissed ever made you cry?
nope

Ever cried while you were on the phone with that person?
nooooope

Are you excited for anything?
to go back to boston!!!

Have you and the last person you texted ever talked about going out?
as a matter of fact, we talked about it, and then we went and DID IT

Do you like anyone?
yes :[. and im not happy about it lol. i was doing so well not getting attachedddd

Do you love anyone?
of course!

How are you feeling right now?
odd...im watching a documentary about a woman who killed her husband

What are you doing right now?
see above lol

What should you be doing right now?
this! why not

Are you worried about anything right now?
yes but theres no reason to be :[

How do you think this day will be?
well..it was pretty good!

Ever gotten in a car accident?
nope... knock on wood

Do you hate the last person you texted?
SLIGHTLY

Have you ever been used?
YES

Have you been used recently?
absolutely

Cheated on?
um hmmm probably but i hope not

Are you afraid of getting your heart broken?
very

Who did you last ride in a car with?
sam

Do you think the person whom you like will break your heart?
its kind of a given lol

What will your next piercing be?
none

Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell?
sarahhhh!

When was the last time you watched a horror movie? What was it?
this doc right now is pretty scary

Do you have any drugs in your bedroom?
nah yo! im clean! haha

Have you ever experienced being in love?
yes

Who last texted you?
brian

What's your current frustration?
men.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
oh no i dont think so!

What is something that can easily kill your mood?
boy drama

Did you have any unread messages when you woke up today?
nah

Do you take walks often?
in boston!

What's the last kind of Vitamin Water you had?
oooh the grape one

What did you dream about last night?
i dont remember boo

What's one thing you wish you could take back?
some texts that make me seem needy lol

What's in front of you, besides your computer?
the tv....wow. lol

Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes?
they dont because theyre friends!

Is there a guy who knows everything or almost everything about you?
yes

Is there a girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
Yes.

Who was the last person you hugged in public?
SARAH!

Are you missing someone?
yes.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Hopefully.

Have you ever felt replaced?
yes.

Has anyone ever told you they love you?
yes

Do you think they meant it?
Yes.

Did it rain today?
no.

Have you ever broken anything because you were mad?
nah

Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl?
pssshyes.

Are you mad at anyone right now?
eh

Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
prolly

Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
um not necessarily FIX

When was the last time something bothered you?
haha well right now since this thing is reminding me that i have anger lol

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
nah!

How was last night?
great

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
DUH its the bomb diggity

Are you ticklish?
yeah a lil bit

Last time someone tickled you?
OMG thanks quiz. thanks for reminding me about the last time someone tickled me. because that someone happens to suck. and i forgot about the animosity towards them. lesson of the night: boys r stoopid.


IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? nah
2. Sang? yes
3. Listened to music? yes
4. Danced Crazy? prolly
5. Cried? no.
6. Liked someone you shouldnt have? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

25 FIRSTS .....
1.Who was your first prom date? justin!
2. Who was your first roommate? RAE RAE AND SIMONE
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? hmm the first one that mattered was my grandma
7. Who was your first grade teacher? mrs burke!
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? uhh prolly florida
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? i was like 15 lol
11. Who was your first best friend? laura!
12. Who was your first Best Friend during high school? sam saffuh
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? hmm well sarah is usually right there but then obv sam
15. Whose wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? aww man none lol
17. What was the first concert you went to? z100 jingleball!
18. What was the last concert you went to? hmmmm....girl talk??
20. First celebrity crush? HANSON
21. Current celebrity crush? um daniel radcliffe DUH
22. First crush? who knooooows
24. First date? uh lmao i dont remember
25. First time you tied your shoe laces? idunno?!

itsretractableHave you ever had a sleepover with the last person you kissed?
yes :]

What is the 31st message in your phone say and who is it from?
sam saffer: do it

hahaha

How are things between you and the person you like?
hmm i have no idea i dont understand boys.

What would you do if you were stuck in a room with someone you hated?
UGH I AM SORT OF STUCK IN A ROOM WITH SOMEONE I HATE. well, not in my room. cause sarahs amazing. you get it.

What were you doing at 4am last night?
sleeping.

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to sleep last night?
sarah timmings<3

What time did you decide to get out of bed today?
well 7:45 am cause of a final :[

Did you straighten your hair this morning?
more like in the afternoon.

When was the last time you laughed really hard?
yesterday over bubb rub and lil sis since sarah never saw that video before.

What do you hear right now?
DONOVAN.

If you were breaking up with your girlfriend/boyfriend,what would you most likley say?
i dunno ask val from a month and half ago.

Do you think there's such thing as "happily ever after"?
please?!

Do you think that once people get married, they eventually fall "out of love"?
ugh not always?!?!?

Ever had a near death experience?
im nearly dying over these finals

Where’s your cell phone?
next to my laptop

What is the last thing you thought about?
philosophy lol

Do you regret anything?
yeah.

If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell first?
the abortion clinic

When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
right this SECOND.

Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
um well revenge cures jealousy/envy dunnit?

Would you curse in front of your parents?
i do all the time. im their child, they should expect it.

Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
yes :[

Who can you tell everything to?
samantha a saffer

Can you play guitar hero?
yeah.

Is any part of your body sore?
omg i attemped to so fencing workouts yesterday and now my legs KILL. ive been limping.

Missing someone right now?
yes.

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
well i guess.

When was the last time you saw the person you last kissed?
tuesday morning :]

Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex?
OMGFMAFKJFKJ yuh

What does your bestfriends call you?
i believe that is incorrect grammar. and they call me val.

Do you trust people easily?
NOT ANYMORE. fuck yall.

Is it cute when guys kiss your forehead?
favorite kiss there is, actually. i read it means they actually care about you when they do that. especially during/after sexual stuff. true fact.

Do you think Taylor Lautner is hot?
whodat

Or do you prefer Robert Pattinson?
oh the vampire shit. fucking shuddup.

Do you think $50 is cheap for a pair of jeans?
yeah?!

Christmas or your birthday?
birfday.

Does your mom make good food?
sometimes

Have you ever read The Outsider?
no.

Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
american apparel yo.

Do you want to start over with anyone?
absolutely. more than one person.

Is there a night you would like to put on repeat?
omg i could think of a few <3.

Have any socks on your feet right now?
no and theyre cold.

Do you use =) at all?
um its all about the :]

What about :]?
YES@!

Or :)?
on the phone

Is your crush your friend too?
hmm im working on that lol

Whats your favorite color in the world?
INTHEWORLD? guess im limited to earthtones huh...green.

Why is your bestfriend your bestfriend?
we're the same person. its been confirmed. weve been asked if we were identical twins multiple times.

Do you like drawing rainbows?
lmfao well ok sure? i dont remember the last time i did

Are your parents cool?
yeah usually

Are you one of those people that judges people without knowing them?
yes and i am ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS right on my first impressions. ALWAYS. ALWAYS ALWAYS.

Do you have a little sister or brother?
nah

Is panda express really good?
um omg yes. go GSU.

Do you like reading your horoscope?
only when its accurate, uddawise fuck dat shit

Who do you text the most?
sam saffuh

Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
if its rainy/bad hair

How long does it take for you to take a shower?
10-20 min if i have to shave mah legs or smtg

Have you ever stolen a sign from a street?
no wtf

What was the last thing you were thinking about?
like i said, philosophy

If you could change your MIDDLE name, what would it be?
i kinda like kate

Is the moon out right now?
maybs

Do you live on your own?
nah i got my sarah and 2 dumb hoes.

What’s your relationship status?
SINGLEEEEEE

Who was the last person to kiss you?
ahfjhahghdjghgjjulian

When was the last time you held hands with someone?
tuesday morning?

Do you have a crush/like someone right now?
yah

Have you ever wished upon a star for a certain someone?
lmao aww maybs.

What was the weirdest moment with you and your bf/gf?
oh god i dont feel like thinking of one

Is love even real to you?
yeah

Warm up near a fire or cuddle under the stars?
i like both

If single… are you looking around?
im not looking, theyre finding me i guess

If taken… are you happy?:
pssssh

Do you like being around a large group of friends, or two best friends?
2 besties

Ever thought about why grass is green?
its orange to ryan sullivan!

Ever bit someone else’s tongue?
HAHAH i duno maybe?

Do you like to sleep?
omg yah

Is your bed comfortable ?
yes

Who’s the last person that freaked you out?
omg everyone freaks me out

Is pink the new black?
huhwut

What thought made you cry last?
brian sharkey

Do you know how to use bobbypins?
does anyone...not know?????

Do you hate a friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend?
uhhhh nah

What is your favorite movie?
eternal sunshine yo

Last person to text you?
sammmmmmm.

What does your hair look like at the moment?
GOOD which sucks cause im going to bed.

What did you say last?
iuno prolly agreed to sarahs idea of jersey shore drinking game tomorrow

Are you mad right now?
disappointed is more like it.

What are you listening to?
the early november. jersey represent.

Who is your favorite person?
sam saffer

Do you love your dad?
yes!

Do you have any pets?
two cats.

What did you do today?
took a final, studied for a final, ate carbs cause i have SAD

Do you have a printer?
yes

Do you have a crush on anyone?
yes.

Do you know anyone famous?
relatively!

Dogs or cats?
cats. always cats.

Do you prefer short or long hair on the opposite sex?
medium. gimme something to grab ;] lol

Favorite color?
green?!

Finish this sentence:
The last person I kissed is..
i answered this q mang.

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
MOM

Did you sleep alone last night?
i had my sarah timmings<3 lol

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
yahbrian.

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
UGH FUCK YES. fuck that, fuck you.

Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
nah

The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
none lmao

Do you like when people play with your hair?
not too much cause it gets greasy. but ok, yeah a little. lol

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
NOPE 7:45 again

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
omg they bettter

Best summer of your life?
prolly the one going into college

Do you find piercings attractive?
my nose ring is sexy as eff.

What were you doing last night at midnight?
studying fo psych

Last December, what was your love life like?
i liked brian a lot.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a C?
hmm no!

Was last night terrible?
not that bad....

Are you the type of person to make people laugh?
usually they laugh at me lol

What's so special about what you're wearing?
its on my body its special

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
i love both! :[.

Did you reject or accept your last friend request?
prolly accepted it.

Do you have a favorite number?
3,758,001

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
hmm not really

Who is your last received call from?
samantha saffer

Are you missing someone?
yessss.

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
my mom would shit on my face. my dad would be elated. yep.

Name something you dislike about the day you're having:
studying and other boy-related things. in fact, 4 boy related things. fuck that amirite ladies?!

Who was the last person you stayed up on the phone 'til 2 AM?
like no one idunno prolly brian in the summer

Do you have any weird inside jokes?
acourse!

Could you go the rest of your life without a cigarette?
yea

Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
ugh like 100 people

Do you have alcohol in your house?
yeah

Have you ever wanted something you couldn't have?
yessssssss

Are you a morning or night person?
nighttt.

Have you cried today at all?
no

Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
nahhh

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
i hope i hope

Have you held hands with anyone this week?
yes.

It's 4 in the morning. Your phone rings, who is it?
da po po

Are you talking to someone while doing this?
yesss

How many cousins do you have?
a lot

B&W photos or colored?
depends

Are you happy with your life?
not completely...

Do you think there is a difference between fucking and making love?
well yeah lol

Has a guy/girl ever called you babe/baby?
yesss

Does anybody currently call you babe/baby?
lmao possibly

Are you excited about anything?
being done wif school

Last time you were called cute?
tuesday morning tuesday morning tuesday morning

Do you miss the way things used to be?
eh no

Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
nahh

Are you texting the last person you kissed?
not currently this second

Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday?
yah!.

How did you meet the last person who texted you?
JYEP BABY. and technically lyncrest elementary school <3

Are any of your friends virgins?
yeah.

Any siblings?
nopeee.

Last time you smiled because you got a text?
today but it was short lived lol.

Who is the last male you hugged?
hmm i forgot

Do you think you'll ever get married?
eventually.

Is it possible to be single and happy?
yeah, duh

Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
yepp.

Are you jealous of someone right now?
uh nah not really

Plans for tomorrow?
take final, get lunch, go shopping, jager bomb (dasajoke)

Do you prefer relationships or friends with benefits?
depends on who with

Has anyone gotten on your nerves today?
yes

Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
hopefully it involves film

If your boyfriend or girlfriend smoked pot, would you care?
nah

Will you be in a relationship next month?
haha who knowwwws

Who did you text last before you fell asleep last night?
uhm i dont remember

Do you miss you ex?
only in terms of having his friendship :[

Does anyone know every little detail about you?
sam

What exactly are you wearing now?
jeans and cutoff hoodie

Who is the last person you held hands with?
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Do you like babe or baby more?
iuno

Have you ever liked someone older then you?
yes but not by much

Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours?
yes.

New phone or new computer?
hmm new computer but like...another one not a replacement

Do you like your name?
ehh its iight.

Have you ever stayed up at night waiting for someone to call/text you back?
yes :[ im a fool

Do you have a best friend?
yeahhh

What grade is the last person you texted in?
soph in college

Who are you gonna be with Saturday night or day?
MY MOMMYYYYY AND CATS

Have you ever been so embarrassed that you cried?
lol when i was little that was the go-to reaction.

Does your phone usually go off in the middle of the night?
no

Who is the first person you would call if you needed help?
sam, sarah, my mommy

Have you ever talked to a cop drunk?
nah

What's your favorite tv show?
arrested development.

Do you have siblings over the age of 21?
nah

Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
yesss

Your best friend has sex with your ex, what happens?
lmfao which one? i'd lol cause sam would never

Does anyone know your password besides you?
yeah and thus me going and changing it since he fucking snoops onme now

Last person who took your pants off?
myself

What if you married the last person you kissed?
aww thats adorable i dunno what if i did?! huh? HUH?

Whats your last text say?
"im not really sure where it is so we could meet up before hand"

Who do you want to cuddle right now?
aw i can think of a few people

Is the last person you kissed going to be the next person you kiss?
hmm maybe i dunno

How would you look with black hair?
asian

itsretractable2009: All about YOU

Did you change at all this year?: yezzz
Did you dye your hair?: no actually for once
Did you get your hair cut?: yeppp
Did you change your style?: lawl, nah?
Were you in school?: yes.
Did you get good grades?: haha we'll see....
Did you have a job?: yes
Did you drive?: yesss
Did anyone close to you give birth? nah
Did you move at all?: jus btw FAIR LAWN and boston
Did you go on any vacations?: seattle!
Did you leave the country at all?: naw


2009: Your Love Life

Did you break up with anyone?: yup
Did you meet anyone special?: yeah!


2009: Friends and Enemies

Did you meet any new friends this year?: yesssss.
Did any of your friendships end?: yes.
Did you dislike anyone?: YESS.
Did you make any new enemies?: yes!
Who were your closest friends?: sam duh and karen and sarah
Did you grow apart from anyone?: a little.
Did you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?: yeah.



What are you thinking about?
philosophy final tomorrah

Does your ex hate you?
a lil bit

Would you get married if you could right now?
to who?

How did you feel when you woke up today?
pissed that i had to take a finale!

Your crush shows up at your door what do you say?
hey sup!

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
not at all apparently

Could you ever be friends with someone that broke your heart?
well i guess ive done so in da past

If you could change your eye color would you?
maybe but like not wit doz ghetto lenses

Who did you last get into a big argument with?
brian >:[

Have you ever had a big fight with a best friend?
haha never

Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
i like the length now...its pretty long

Are you over the age of 25?
no

How do you currently make your money?
WEST CAMPUS DINING HALL/ CONCESSIONZ

Do you want to get married & have children one day?
one day

Which of your friends do you argue with the most?
um i dont keep people around that argue with me?

Have you kissed anyone in the last 4 hours?
no :[ way to make me feel bad lol

How many texts are in your inbox?
im not counting lol

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
yes

Who was your last text message from?
sam!

When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
brian fucking asshole sharkey >:[

Who took your profile picture?
on facebook lol? sarah!

Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
smile over a lie until the truth comes out eventually like it always does

What’s on your bedroom floor right now?
books, bags, rug, shoe, dirt, fuzz

Do you trust people too easily?
not anymore :/

Have you ever cut class?
yeah

Have you ever liked someone A LOT older than you?
NAH YO IM NOT A DIRTY SLUT <3

If you had a baby with the last person you texted, what would the baby' s last name be?
lmfao like something spanish prob

How many people are you texting?
just sam!

Will you be in bed within twenty minutes?
i wish

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
lemonade!

This year have you ever been heartbroken?
CHYEAH